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As a writer, homeschooling mom, and lover of opera, I thought I would inject a little culture into my blog today. So here, for your reading pleasure, a selection of haiku inspired by my day.
Monday kicked my butt
Nothin’ surprising ’bout that
Me and Monday…ugh.
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Stupid, stupid dog
Shredding diaper on my floor
Why do you eat poo?
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Wasn’t I just sick?
Run over by a Mack truck.
Go get your own milk.
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Velcro monkey boy
Doesn’t want his diaper changed
I need hazard pay.
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Up extra early.
Didn’t make any difference.
Always running late.
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Can’t leave in PJs–
My New Year’s Resolution
Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail.
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Garage door opener
won’t close when it gets too cold.
That’s when I need it.
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Low Coolant? For Real?
Stupid lying dashboard light.
Hope I make it home….
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Hurk. Hurk. Hurk. Hurk. Hurk.
Someone find the stupid cat!
On my shoe? Lovely….
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Wiggles. Veggietales.
Wiggles. Veggietales. Wiggles.
Why some moms take meds.
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Ssshh. I am hiding.
They will never find me here.
Dang. I spoke too soon.
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Yes, I know it’s cold.
We don’t own the propane co.
Go put on your socks.
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Cook, clean, teach, kiss, read.
Dad brought animal crackers.
I am chopped liver.
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Thank you God for clothes
Piled in baskets everywhere.
Wish they’d fold themselves….
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Two bounty hunters
stalking through my living room
They want spaghetti.
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Burned the chicken–oops.
What will we have for dinner?
Got no back-up plan.
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Giggling, snuggling, warm
Hugs and butterfly kisses
Man, I love my life.
Tags: animal crackers, bulimic cat, butterfly kisses, culture, diapers, dog, ferret, garage door opener, haiku, hugs, Monday, New Years resolution, opera, pajamas, veggietales, Wiggles
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