We homeschooling mothers are always looking for ways to incorporate learning into daily activities. Why, even a trip to Wail-Mart can pose an opportunity for stretching those cerebral muscles. Case in point….

A mother leaves WailMart with 4 cranky children, one of whom needs a diaper change. She just found out that the birthday party she thought was tomorrow actually starts in 1 hour and is approximately 30 miles away, but will require a 15 mile drive home first in the opposite direction. If organic milk costs $5.99 per gallon, and a one-gallon jug falls 3 feet from the back door of the Suburban, splitting open on the parking lot below, and the milk flows out from the jug at a rate of 1 liter every 10 seconds, how many glasses of wine will Mommy need when Daddy gets home from work?

 

Answer:  I’ll let you know when I’m finished….

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Helen Hanson
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I’m still wondering who needed the diaper change.

September 19th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
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Just jumped over from Reece’s Rainbow, welcome BTW :) I can tell I am going to enjoy reading your blog, but this one really made me chuckle. Wondering what the answer to this word problem was….
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September 28th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

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